Fission Chicken maquette!

Wouldn't you like to see this design made as an actual maquette? (Fancy word for "figure".) Sure ya would! This design is up for votes at PatchTogether now... so if all you Chicken-of-Wrath fans reading this would indicate interest by voting... the FC maquette can be made a reality! Hotcha!

How to vote? Here's the FC maquette page:

http://www.patchtogether.com/designs/designs/view/id/1221

...it's necessary to sign up on the PatchTogether site (it's cool, you won't get spam and it does not obligate you you to buy), and then click the "Vote" button. That's it! Thanks!

Book Book Book: Fission Chicken

Wow, there's a great new paperback available that features the early adventure of Fission Chicken! This volume has stories from the Fantagraphics Books series Critters, where Fission Chicken's adventures first appeared. Included are The Real Awful Terror of Boogog, The Creatures from Ineptune, the 3-part Marketing Experts from Beyond (first appearance of the Vortoxians), Holiday Cheer - Musical Fear, and Head Games (more Vortoxian action). And there's a gallery with all the FC pages from the Amazing Heroes Swimsuit Specials! All wrapped up in a swell-looking full-color cover! Available now from Lulu.com:

The Collected Fission Chicken, Volume I

I Finally Got This Reactivated

I finally got this reactivated! Wow.

Toothy Chicken

GRRRRRR! GARRRRRR-RRRR!! GRRRRRRRRRR!!

Hello Kitty Psych Ward

Saw this pic of the Sanrio HQ in Japan... kind of striking, because the color scheme makes it look like a psychiatric ward.

Well, the weather for the Laboir Day weekend featutures insane wind and rain at 65 degrees.

Said the jaded old whores of Tobruk:
Come see us and try out your luck!
We've got pox, clap and scabies
Plus crotch-rot and rabies!
You might catch 'em all! Buck a f**k!

It's Still Hot

This isn't much of a blog, is it? Mostly I got it sign in for other blog's comments that have "anonymous" blocked.

There once was a Scotsman named Dave
Who kept a dead whore in a cave.
He said, "I'll admit
I'm a bit of a shit,
But look at the money I save."

[Wild applause and insane laughter]